on Feb 18th, 2006Prague Lust: Wanna Be My Husband (Wink, Wink)
I’m not sure the Immigration office would approve of this Craigslist personal. It’s from a woman who “doesn’t really like the US,” but offers no laundry list of dislikes. She just wants to live in a “beautiful place in Europe.” The twist: you, the hubby to be, get a green card, and she, the wifey in name only, gets to live out her fantasy of living in Prague by herself.
Wow, what an offer. No expectations of any kind, though, you horn dogs, so please don’t bother this woman with your lust and bravado. This is all about pie in the sky beauty. The kind that apparently exists nowhere in the United States. Good luck, my lovely. I hope you don’t mind the 4×6 jail cell that comes with violating immigraton laws (wink, wink).
Anybody needs an American Green Card? - 44
I want to live in a beautiful place in Europe, I don’t really like the US. I want to propose a business arrangement: you marry me and get the Green Card, I come over there and live there, in your place. Strictly business, no expectations of any kind other than mutually beneficial agreed upon things.