on Mar 1st, 2006Crispy Bacon Sizzles in Miss Piggy’s Frying Pan
Passion in the big city, especially one like Manhattan, can grow as big as the skyscrapers if you’re not careful. Masters of the Universe abound on every street corner and they have one thing on their mind: conquering anything in their way, including a hot blonde with black eyeliner.
Craislist offers a chance for missed connections to reconnect. Judging by the entry below, the hot blonde with black eyeliner hooked up with her missed connection. Not only did she find her man, she wants him to grab her butt with both hands and whisper sweet Muppet tales in her ear. Go ahead, big boy, in your best Miss Piggy voice, tell her about the size of your bacon. Just make sure to ask her if she likes it crispy or a little fatty.
RE: Hot Blonde with Black Eyeliner - w4m - 58
Hey baby, that was me wearing the skirt and taupe stockings. I was hoping you’d post here. I just want you to grab my butt with both hands and tell me about the Muppets in my ear.
Oh yeah