on Mar 18th, 2006Perfectionist Power for Supermoms (aka Wrinkle Women)
Are you a superhero who loathes plastic surgery? Picture it: Wonder Woman spends all those years fighting the bad people and as she starts to hit middle age, suddenly looks in the mirror horrified to see all those crappy wrinkles around her eyes. Fighting crime may bring justice to the world, but it only brings injustice to the body.
Thankfully Estee Lauder is hard at work in her secret laboratory (brought back to life by Mel Brooks), perfecting a cosmetic arsenal of goods that combat this injustice. Her latest invention: Perfectioninst Power Correcting Patch for Deeper Eye Lines and Wrinkles. Take a look at the unretouched photo below and decide: Can you go about your business as a supermom without this age-defying discovery? Watch out! Estee Lauder’s got your kryptonite!
Please note: superpowers are not included.
In just 20 minutes, see something you thought could never happen.
The years around your eyes seem to disappear. Without a single doctor’s visit. Without a single injection.
Estée Lauder Research brings you a highly targeted approach to dramatically reduce the look of eye lines and wrinkles and give the eye area an incredibly smoother, years-younger look.
Powered by a gentle micro-current of energy, these patches continuously release a combination of proven ingredients, including a powerful Bio-Peptide directly to the eye area to boost skin’s natural collagen production.
Don’t expect to find this weapon at your local hardware store, though; try Neiman Marcus