on Jun 10th, 2006Jessica Lange and the Case of the Plastic Knife
Let’s face it, it’s a bitch getting old. Your body craps out and leaves you looking like a tag sale Frankenstein, cobbled together with odd parts that make you appear like a freak show in the mirror.
Plastic surgery is the modern mad scientist’s means of experimentation. Some think Jessica Lange has found her way into the laboratory. What do you think?
Maybe smoking those cigarettes wasn’t such a good idea…