on Jul 28th, 2007Ford Models Open Casting Call
Ford Models has an open casting call for anyone who wants to join the Paris Hilton fame club. Unfortunately they are looking for models aged 16 to 35. Hey, why not show up in a two-piece bikini and demand a chance to become a Ford Model. Tell them Baby Boomers are the largest and most affluent demographic available to advertisers. If that doesn’t work, strip down and start screaming you just escaped from the nursing home.
The goal: see if you can make the local news and get picked up by Reuters or AP and become famous for nothing. It beats cooking up a couple of Johnsonville brats on the grill for the umpteenth time and washing them down with a Bud light.