on Oct 1st, 2007Marcia and Jan Brady Sittin’ in a Lesbian Brady Bunch Tree
You know, somehow it’s not shocking to learn that Marcia Brady and Jan Brady has an “incestuous” lesbian relationship during the Brady Bunch family value years. Maureen McCormick (Marcia) recently confessed to bedding Eve Plumb (Jan) while they both starred on the Brady Bunch. We’re just wondering if Peter found their vibrators and other such “tools” while snooping around their bedroom on the set. Ah, the pleasures of reveling in the flesh while portraying a Victorian purity. Can you hear John Mellencamp belting out:
Oh but ain’t that America for you and me
Ain’t that America somethin’ to see baby
Ain’t that America home of the free
Little pink houses for you and me