on Feb 25th, 2008Russian Roulette Genitalia With Ex-Boy-Girlfriends

For those of you wondering whether college has changed much since your own youthful indiscretions the answer is….no. It’s still all about hooking up and dealing with the emotional aftermath. How this journey gets articulated varies from person to person, but at Cornell, students are fortunate to have Jenna B talking the talk and laying down the behavioral rules.

Pay attention: “And speaking of genitalia: don’t bang your ex. You’re not only parading your dumb ass around in treacherous friends–with-benefits territory, but you’re also doing so with someone you once thought to be your soulmate or whatever. You’re playing Russian Roulette with a fully-loaded gun.” Bang, bang.

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