on Mar 17th, 2008Pssst! Want to Live to 90 Then Read About the Magic 5 Steps to Longevity
Psssst! Wanna live longer? Here’s the magic formula: abstain “from smoking, weight management, blood pressure control, regular exercise and avoiding diabetes.” That’s it. So stop going to Dunkin Donuts, quit having that “social” cigarette, avoid screaming at every driver who cuts you off, play tennis instead of golf, and step on the scale to see how much work lies ahead of you. Oh, and vote for a Democrat, because after the Bush administration, the hope of our country surviving depends on it.
Gentlemen, 5 Easy Steps to Living Long and Well