Life Done Right™

This is every grandparents’ nightmare: they get a call in the middle of the night announcing that their grandchild has been arrested for drunk driving…the second time. Meet Lindsay Lohan, sometime actress, full time party girl. The gig is up, girl. We suggest you procure some lip balm.

Mistresses may come and go, but by golly, when you get caught, that’s the time to make bold promises to your girlfriend professing your real love about how you want to marry her and have children with her. It’s a familiar story, but the details of these affairs never cease to titillate.
Here’s a couple [...]

Raj Bhandari knows your pain. He owns a BP gas station in Merrill, Wisconsin. He was offering senior citizens a 2-cent discount on gas per gallon. Now, the state told him to stop it! How dare those politicians kowtow to big oil. Come the 2008 presidential election, don’t forget who hosed you out of your [...]

Some stories are so outlandish they defy plausibility, even when you know they are real. This is one of them. Why a 41-year-old woman found it necessary to get an 83-year-old woman to smoke crack in order to exploit her financially is beyond reason. Maybe she never left the house, so the housemate found it [...]

Growing older means never having to go a day without prescription drugs. Just to spice things up a little, we recommend popping your daily dosage while listening to Placebo’s “Meds.” It rocks! Plus it has all kinds of hallucinogenic objects lip-syncing the words.

The best reason I ever heard for drinking beer, or any alcohol for that matter, was to get drunk. Period. Forget all the emotional turmoil that might motivate you to hit the bottle. Just take your feelings straight up and life gets a whole lot easier.
Watch this commercial and discover how one woman enjoys her [...]

Gene Kelly singing in the rain looks so old school compared to Britney Spears wielding an umbrella as an attack weapon against a paparazzi’s SUV. This is the modern 21st Century age, you know, where war and terror lurks around every corner and citizens of the world need to be combat ready to protect their [...]

A singer has an advantage when he breaks up with his lover…he gets to put those feelings of hurt into lyrics that then get broadcast around the world so everyone can share in his misery. Justin Timberlake did just this when he broke up with Britney Spears.
What’s eerie about this video is that Britney [...]

I’ll admit it: as a kid, my friends and I used to visit the local variety store and steal candy. The check out counter had rows and rows of candy just waiting for our itchy hands. We wouldn’t steal a lot, just enough to satisfy the needs that went unmet by our grouchy mothers. The [...]

Beauty Junkies
Inside Our $15 Billion Obsession With Cosmetic Surgery
Written by Alex Kuczynski
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A star writer for the New York Times Styles section captures the follies, frauds, and fanaticism that fuel the American pursuit of youth and beauty in a wickedly revealing excursion into the burgeoning business of cosmetic [...]

Addiction is the scourge of every generation. The violence and anger associated with the act of abusing drugs, alcohol, or prescription medication requires a calculated message to convey its destructive effects. This is the best commercial I’ve ever seen on getting in touch with that anger. For me it represents the anger of the people [...]

Addiction lives in the attic of the mind until one day someone is brave enough to confront the demon by climbing the cerebral stairs and founding out who is living up there without anyone’s permission.
Finding the right program for dealing with addiction problems is a lot like counting a wad of cash as you [...]