sacredhands on Jun 7th, 2007Jennifer Anniston’s New Man Gets His Pants Ripped Off
Actress Jennifer Anniston has a new man in her life. The tabloids went nuts trying to get his name. They now have it: Paul Sculfor. Watch how he gets his Levi jeans ripped off him by some mermaids . They’re original shrink-to-fit jeans, though, so they don’t come off so easily. We suggest humming “ain’t [...]
sacredhands on May 30th, 2007Miuccia Prada A Decade of Fashion
Two great songs by Placebo (Without You I’m Nothing) and Moloko (Sing It Back) make for a rousing look at a decade of Miuccia Prada’s fashions.
sacredhands on May 23rd, 2007Mystery Butt Appears at Cannes Film Festival
Source: xposure via Daily Mail
The mystery butt shown above belongs to a famous 60-year-old actress who once wielded an ice pick as if she were an accomplished ice mountain climber. Study that cellulite hard for telltale clues.
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sacredhands on May 22nd, 2007Hot Pageant Mom Falls into Romance with Florida Governor
Source: WPBF
It’s spring, so it must be time to line up those fall romances. Florida Governor Charlie Crist, 50, is dating former Mrs. South Carolina 2001, Kelly Crosby Heyniger, 36. Despite the drought problems in Florida, it’s nice to read love can always find the fountain of youth…No word yet on whether the Gov will [...]
sacredhands on May 21st, 2007Joan Rivers Poster Face for Plastic Surgery
Source: Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers may be 73 but don’t let her face fool you. The quest for eternal youth through taught skin comes with a price tag: a nose that only Michael Jackson would appreciate. She’s a poster child for staying active though so no complaints here.
Plastic surgery addict Joan Rivers unmasked
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sacredhands on May 19th, 2007Gabriel Byrne K-O’s Oprah Winfrey Over Airbrushed Women
Actor Gabriel Byrne ripped Oprah for featuring airbrushed women in her O magazine.
Here’s what he said: ““There’s a picture of Oprah on the cover where she looks about 12. If I bought a magazine and put pictures of myself looking 19, somebody would say to me, ‘Stop it’. I saw this hilarious as that [...]
sacredhands on May 18th, 2007Older Women Suffer From Poor Clothing Options
Cathy Horyn,the fashion writer for the New York Times, ponders an older woman’s dilemma when it comes to finding clothes that match her personality. Imagine standing in a store, credit card in hand, and there’s absolutely nothing to buy because most of the clothes all speak to a younger generation. Hey, ponder the poor mother [...]
sacredhands on May 17th, 2007Bruce Willis Hits the Tamara Winter Playboy Sauce
Actor Bruce Willis, 53, is dating Playboy Playmate model, Tamara Winter….23. Yup, that’s right, she’s all of 23-years-old. Note how 2 + 3 = 5, add a 3 and that’s how astrology brought these two together for a tantric relationship. Money can’t buy love, but it sure can buy a second wife. Forgive me, Gloria [...]
sacredhands on May 12th, 2007Leonard Nimoy Photographs BBW aka Full Body Project
Leonard Nimoy may not seem of this world for those of you who have troubling separating the man from the Vulcan, but trust us, he’s of this earth. We know because we’ve had a chance to see his Full Body Project, a series of photographs that document big beautiful women in the buff.
Shooting digital [...]
sacredhands on May 10th, 2007Sandy Krasnow Well Aware of Color
Sandy Krasnow is a designer who says, “To me, there is no more beautiful work than creating a beautiful life for myself.” Style never ages!
sacredhands on May 7th, 2007Axe Brand Teaches Seniors How to Bom Chicka WahWah
Watch as a couple of foreign seniors learn English from a hot teacher who suddenly turns them on to “bom chicka wahwah.” To say more would wreck your libido.
sacredhands on May 1st, 2007Does Baldness Decrease Your Longevity (No)
Good news for those of you who are bald, have wrinkles, or a head of gray hair. These are not signs that your body is en route to a rapid decline and early death. Time to come up with some other excuse for not getting your lazy ass off the couch and exercising.
Baldness and Longevity
sacredhands on Apr 26th, 2007People Magazine Names (Over) 50 Most Beautiful People
The Most Beautiful of 2007 were named by People Magazine. Helen Mirren, 61, made the list. So did Susan Sarandon, 60; Cheryl Tiegs, 59; Ivana Trump, 58; Meryl Streep, 57; Jane Seymour, 56; Cheryl Ladd, 55; Isabella Rossellini, 54; Christie Brinkley, 53; Katie Couric, 50Iman, 51; and Lorraine Bracco, 52 .
Nice to see [...]
sacredhands on Apr 23rd, 2007Mini Skirts, No Standing and Other Manhattan Tales
Growing older sometimes means logic escapes your everyday thinking. The metropolitan diary in the New York Times offers two humorous stories about the “elderly.” In one case, an elderly woman waiting for a bus is confused about where to wait for the bus, since the sign above reads “no standing”; try sitting, honey. The other [...]
sacredhands on Apr 19th, 2007Remembrance: Kitty Carlisle Hart Glams Up New York
© Joyce Tennyson
While the glamor of New York often seems to reside in its spectacular buildings and parks, there can be no doubt that it belongs in the romantic minds of New Yorkers themselves. One such luminous figure was Kitty Carlisle Hart. Those were the days, my friends, when you could gallivant around the city [...]
sacredhands on Apr 17th, 2007Barbie (as in Doll) Turns 48!
Like, oh my god, Barbie’s turning 48! Like, I really can’t fit that whole aging thing in my tiny brain, like you know what I mean! I mean, like, Barbie hasn’t aged at all and like, me, I’m like so over her and her flawless skin. Like check out Barbie from 1959. She’s so perfect [...]
sacredhands on Mar 29th, 2007Even Colorist Louis Licari Dips His Gray Hair
Pity the poor colorist who spends his daylight hours listening to women complain about how the color of their hair stops them from playing the role of seductress and instead leaves them feeling more like a dowdy old spinster. Louis Licari knows your pain, ladies. Even he colors his hair to get rid of those [...]
sacredhands on Mar 29th, 2007Devorah Herberg Glory Singer
“Whenever ones sings, there is a glory that comes out.” You decide: glory or honey, you might want to stick with knitting!
sacredhands on Mar 29th, 2007Restylane (Cougar Mom) Filler Age Disgracefully
Why act your age when your son’s best friend will make out with you on a couch during your 50th birthday party! Restylane wants you to know that it’s okay to feel frisky once you’ve undergone their treatment for wrinkles and other ravages of time. Please don’t watch this unless you have at least one [...]
sacredhands on Mar 27th, 2007Old Hag Scarlett Johansson Says Yes To Plastic Surgery
“I will definitely have plastic surgery - I don’t want to become an old hag! I think if you’re comfortable with yourself that’s sexy, but if you’re not then go for it.”
So says actress Scarlett Johansson at the ripe old age of twenty-two. This is the culture we live in people. The face in the [...]