sacredhands on Jun 12th, 2007Clive Owen Steps into Lancome’s Age Fight Ring
Actor Clive Owen takes it on the chin for Lancome by offering up his endorsement services for their Age Fight product. This is an “anti-aging perfecting fluid.” If you are 30-40 years-old, then obviously you need an “anti oxidative stress shield to fight 1st lines day after day.” 92 percent of men experienced “energized [...]
sacredhands on Mar 29th, 2007Restylane (Cougar Mom) Filler Age Disgracefully
Why act your age when your son’s best friend will make out with you on a couch during your 50th birthday party! Restylane wants you to know that it’s okay to feel frisky once you’ve undergone their treatment for wrinkles and other ravages of time. Please don’t watch this unless you have at least one [...]
sacredhands on Mar 27th, 2007Old Hag Scarlett Johansson Says Yes To Plastic Surgery
“I will definitely have plastic surgery - I don’t want to become an old hag! I think if you’re comfortable with yourself that’s sexy, but if you’re not then go for it.”
So says actress Scarlett Johansson at the ripe old age of twenty-two. This is the culture we live in people. The face in the [...]
sacredhands on Mar 21st, 2007Old Man from Nevsehir Turkey
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A great image of an old man from Nevsehir, Turkey shot by a photojournalist. Now I ask you: is that a character who needs Botox or plastic surgery!
sacredhands on Mar 16th, 2007Presbyopia, Cataracts and the Lasik Eye Green Doctor
Jeffrey Horn, M.D. wants to know if “cataracts are slowing you down.” If yes, then you just might be a good Lens or LASIK candidate; Zoom Back, baby. If not, then hey, spend your summer playing golf with Gary Player. Either way, don’t get hustled for a Lasik surgery bet unless you can afford [...]
sacredhands on Mar 3rd, 2007Too Old to be in an Anti-Aging Dove Ad?
Dove is running a commercial that shows sexy older women in the buff asking the question: Too old to be in an anti-aging ad? Hey, for those of you who think this world is only for the young, check out the nude sexy! Who knew all you had to do was spin a woman on [...]
sacredhands on Mar 2nd, 2007Growing Old Gracefully Now in the Hands of Plastic Surgeons
The days of growing old gracefully are over. Like Christmas and Valentine’s Day, the marketers and plastic surgeons have seen fit to make you feel inadequate if you don’t indulge your fears about the life-worn face that confronts you in the mirror every morning and buy a wrath of products to “fix” the problem. Welcome [...]
sacredhands on Feb 22nd, 2007Prevention Magazine Targets Baby Boomer Women
Magazines faces a real dilemma these days: publish or simply put everything online. A magazine survives based on whether they can get advertisers to pay for those full-page ads to sell you products you probably don’t need but make you feel better anyway.
Prevention magazine is the ideal Baby Boomer crib sheet. It offers all [...]
sacredhands on Feb 17th, 2007Sharon Stone Christian Dior Capture Totale
Do you feel more beautiful now than you did when you were, say, in your twenties? Sharon Stone thinks so…with a little help from Christian Dior’s Capture Totale. I’d say it has more to do with the money she pocketed for this ad in order to buy the $125 anti-aging serum from Dior. Who comes [...]
sacredhands on Feb 14th, 2007Up Close Beauty at Fashion Week Bryant Park
© Christopher Peterson
Fashion Week at Bryant Park offered an opportunity to view some of New York’s socialites as they entered the tents for designer shows. Here’s one…
sacredhands on Jan 26th, 2007Bobbi Brown Living Beauty (For Sale)
Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but according to Bobbi Brown it also requires one additional ingredient…you must be living! Why go under the knife once to combat signs of aging when you can spend money on cosmetic products every month. It’s the rent versus buy model of beauty being applied to [...]
sacredhands on Nov 10th, 2006The Face Wrap (The Pharoah’s Secret)
Seriously, folks, forget the Restylane and Juvederm and pick up The Face Wrap to enhance the beauty that seems to be fading by the minute. For those mummies who are already wrapped up and buried in a pyramid somewhere, sorry, no royalties.
The Pitch:
The Face Wrap™ is an all-Natural, non-surgical, face lift. It tightens the skin [...]
sacredhands on Oct 26th, 2006Botox My A** (Hey, What a Great Idea!)
“The older you get, the more the fat gravitates to your butt. The doctor takes it out of your bottom and puts it back in your face. So when you are kissing my face, you are actually kissing my ass.” — Peggy Siegal
Who cares if the U.S. is spending billions on the Iraq War. For [...]
sacredhands on Oct 25th, 2006Beauty Junkies (Anti-Aging Needles and Scalpels)
Beauty Junkies
Inside Our $15 Billion Obsession With Cosmetic Surgery
Written by Alex Kuczynski
Read an excerpt
Click here to see the author interviewed
A star writer for the New York Times Styles section captures the follies, frauds, and fanaticism that fuel the American pursuit of youth and beauty in a wickedly revealing excursion into the burgeoning business of cosmetic [...]
sacredhands on Oct 3rd, 2006Rethink Breast Cancer (Men with Breasts)
Nothing like a little humor to bring out the fact that October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Watch grown men entertain themselves with their newfound friends. Washing the car never looked so surreal.
Watch Rethink Breast Cancer Commercial
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sacredhands on Jun 15th, 2006Theomania aka Cosmetic Surgery For Believers
Ever heard of this word, theomania? By definition, it’s “the belief that one is God or specially chosen by God on a mission.” Given the current generation’s penchant for cosmetic and plastic surgery, you would think every Baby Boomer alive is channeling god’s vibe as if he or she were the big man (or [...]
sacredhands on Jun 10th, 2006Jessica Lange and the Case of the Plastic Knife
Let’s face it, it’s a bitch getting old. Your body craps out and leaves you looking like a tag sale Frankenstein, cobbled together with odd parts that make you appear like a freak show in the mirror.
Plastic surgery is the modern mad scientist’s means of experimentation. Some think Jessica Lange has found her way into [...]
sacredhands on Jun 7th, 2006Realage Makeover Michael Roizen (vs. Fakeage Makericher)
When you look in the mirror who do you see? You or the idealized image of yourself? Have you ever noticed how some hotels use soft lighting around bathroom mirrors to shave years off your face? I’m always skeptical of claims that suggest you can lop years off your life as long as you buy [...]
sacredhands on May 25th, 2006Faye Dunaway + Plastic Surgery = Faye Dungoneaway
© Reuters/Mario Anzuoni
If aging is the hobgoblin of Hollywood actresses desperate to play a continued role in entertaining the masses, then plastic surgery is the imaginary friend that every actress knows but is afraid to admit is part of their entourage.
Take Faye Dunaway. The photo on the left is her appearing recently in Cannes for [...]
sacredhands on May 3rd, 2006Plastic Surgery + Sharon Stone = Chimpanzee?
The actor Russell Crowe made some rather blunt comments about Sharon Stone’s alleged plastic surgery. Plastic surgery has a way of altering a person’s trademark features that leaves one feeling like an Alzheimer’s victim staring into the celebrity mirror asking the question: Who am I?
“A lot seems to have changed,” he says of Stone, who [...]