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It’s been a while since we scoped out singles ads on Craigslist. Here’s the most recent offering of over fifty women seeking men in the Los Angeles area. Hey guys, feel free to jump on a plane if something excites you like the poetry in ad #1:
I’ll sleep under your bed
and watch TV in the [...]

Is there a Cary Grant out there to satisfy this playful, passionate, and philosophical SWF who stands a mere 5′3″ and weighs a paltry 107 pounds? If you’re slender, clean, and dumped your emotional baggage in the bad relationship landfill, then give a shout out to this girlie girl and see if lightning really does [...]

Craigslist as a depository of human feeling knows no bounds. In fact, they have started to realize its not about the classifieds, it’s more about the feeling attached to the articles, services, or whatever ends up getting posted. They have even gone so far as to collect postings into a “Best Of” list. Here’s a [...]

Who hasn’t heard of waves lapping against the shore. For those who live in the Marina in San Francisco, though, there’s a different kind of lapping going on. A certain someone has a urgent need for an older woman to stop by and take advantage of his cat-like skills. Just be female and there’s no [...]

Shakespeare had a blast writing comedies about romances that involved a go-between. You know, the person who helps out a friend by letting the admired know about their friend’s romantic interests.
Here’s a wealthy woman looking to hook up with a wealthy man to have fun. “Show me things I don’t know,” she implores. But [...]

Craigslist keeps on working while you’re off buying groceries, filling your gas tank, and eating yet another meal alone at your favorite restaurant. In this case, a woman has put out notice that she is looking for a man who on first blush would seem to possess all the WRONG characteristics of an ideal mate. [...]

With the way America is falling off the globalization planet, maybe now would be a good time to reconsider where you plan to retire. Forget Florida, too damn many hurricanes. Forget Arizona, not enough water.
Hey, how about retiring abroad to China, India or Vietnam! Since labor is so cheap, you know the cost of [...]

When it’s fall you think spring and when it’s spring you think fall…at least that’s what this 48-year-old lady from the Mission District in San Francisco must be thinking. She’s hot after a 20-year-old boy for a “real friendship” with space and respect. If you’re over 30, though, bug off, man! She has her “personal [...]

Passion in the big city, especially one like Manhattan, can grow as big as the skyscrapers if you’re not careful. Masters of the Universe abound on every street corner and they have one thing on their mind: conquering anything in their way, including a hot blonde with black eyeliner.
Craislist offers a chance for missed connections [...]

Humor is a virtue, especially when you’re out looking for a mate. Someone in Chicago certainly has a sense of humor. As this Craigslist personal shows, never judge a rooster by his nickname.
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This is in or around North Woods

Age, you would think, would make the heart grow weak with humility and appreciation of how difficult it can be to find annother person in the world who wants to have more than a passing relationship with you. Given the reality of divorce, the trauma inflicted on kids from infidelity, and hopefully just a plain [...]

Sometimes our needs are simple. We know what we want and we venture out into the world to find it. This gentleman must have watched a few too many Olympic Games, judging by his obsession for a lady gymnast who can flex and bend her body. Seriously, ladies, you get bonus points if you formerly [...]

The past, if it means anything, usually requires two people that shared it. Flicking through an old yearbook will do wonders for reviving a feeling about the past. When the present comes up short in the relationship department, the past offers an opportunity to reconnect with people who shared a nice chunk of time with [...]

When you go shopping at the grocery store for fruits and vegetables, does anybody think twice about mixing apples, oranges, and sweet peas in the same shopping basket? Probably not, unless you are suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder or you’re a kleptomaniac stuffing all those items into your pants out of a fondness for Winona Ryder.
Dating [...]

I’m not sure the Immigration office would approve of this Craigslist personal. It’s from a woman who “doesn’t really like the US,” but offers no laundry list of dislikes. She just wants to live in a “beautiful place in Europe.” The twist: you, the hubby to be, get a green card, and she, [...]

For today’s Craigslist adventure we headed to Austin, Texas. You know, George Bush god country, where the men are faithful and the Sunday church pews are filled to the brim with firestone.
But for one man, tragedy has struck. His wife “can’t” as he says, but he can, and as a special bonus, he’s willing [...]

Call this is a drive by personal. It’s our daily fix of the Craigslist personals. Reading through the new entries is a lot like searching for seashells on the seashore. Some are broken, some are pointy, some are shiny, and some are downright normal. Time to rent that bicycle built for two and ride on [...]

For Valentine’s, we searched hard and long for an expert who pretty much sums up the essence of this romantic day. Barbara Keesling seems to be a one-woman sex band who covers all the bases in her endeavour to bring people together and connect on a spirtual and physical level. Just reading the titles of [...]

Microsoft asked, “Where do you want to go today?” This 50-year-old lady puts it on the line: Where do you want to plant your pole today? You gotta love the desperation in this ad. It’s begging for attention, but aims to shoot down the target before it has even taken wing. Where for art thou, [...]

I shit you not (forgive my bird french), this lady lives in an empty nest with a pile of birdpoo on her doorstep. I’ll bet she would love a brand new puppy! What a come on line. It sure got my attention, but I’m not sure on second thought whether I’d be up for a [...]