sacredhands on Apr 22nd, 2008How to Make Money Hollywood Noir Style
Living in Hollywood may cause you to watch a few too many film noir movies such that you become obsessed with constructing your real life into a pot boiler that ends, as usual, badly. A desperate older woman recruited homeless men, fed them, AND took out insurance policies on them. Then she had them offed […]
sacredhands on Oct 19th, 2007Mona “The Hammer” Shaw Pounds Comcast
Customer service, I think we can all agree, is not what it used to be in the age before technology replaced human beings on the other end of the help line. The indeterminable wait that results from calling a customer service line produces only one result: apoplexy, which, translated from the Greek means seizure. Your […]
sacredhands on Jul 2nd, 2007Barack Obama On Clemency for Scooter Libby: Treason!
President Bush basically pardoned Scooter Libby today. If Paris Hilton can go to jail for driving on a suspended license, it’s a mockery that Bush commuted Scooter’s jail sentence down to probation and a fine. Just one more reason to vote all his cronies out of office come Election 2008. Democracy just sank to a […]
sacredhands on Apr 3rd, 2007Cold Case Warms Up After Detective Looks at Jilted Hubby
When a man sleeps with your wife, things can get a little messy. Lawrence Beryl Glass caught his wife, Erasmo Flores, in bed with another and decided to pick up a gun and shoot her. The case went unsolved for years until a new detective was assigned to it. Now Mr. Glass, who suffers from […]
sacredhands on Mar 20th, 2006The Lady Who Pleasured Herself at the Library (as a him!)
Most people who go to the public library check out books. In my town, the library functions as the social hub of a town of 1,600. Kids, parents, artists, out-of-towners all come and go and enjoy the books, newspapers, magazines, and social activities like book clubs, singers, and author readings.
Samuel McGilton went to his library, […]