sacredhands on Jan 3rd, 2008Patriots’ Quarterback Tom Brady Huddles With Gisele Bundchen For Dinner Date
© Christopher Peterson
Coming off a perfect 16-game season for the New England Patriots, quarterback Tom Brady caught a little R&R with his girlfriend, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen in New York this evening. After spending the day inside, with Tom making one brief run to the grocery store for a noon time meal, the sexy couple [...]
sacredhands on Nov 26th, 2007Tattoos Piercings and Biting Oh My - w4m - 19
Craigslist “Casual Encounters” is a jungle, man. There are all kinds of strange animals roaming the forest looking to engage in primal acts of pleasure with complete strangers.
One 19-year-old girl says, “so i have today off and tonight i have plans.. but what is there to do until then? i just wanna makeout with [...]
sacredhands on Oct 18th, 2007Dating Life in Los Angeles Offers Scary Choices
It’s been a while since we scoped out singles ads on Craigslist. Here’s the most recent offering of over fifty women seeking men in the Los Angeles area. Hey guys, feel free to jump on a plane if something excites you like the poetry in ad #1:
I’ll sleep under your bed
and watch TV in the [...]
sacredhands on Sep 28th, 2007Julia Allison Homewrecker’s Theory Why Women Date Married Men
Why do women cheat with married men? Have any theories on that subject? Editor-at-large of Star magazine Julia Allison does. She thinks its an ego boost for the cheating woman knowing she is in competition with the wife and “wins” by getting the husband to admit she’s more appealing than the wife.
Freud would probably [...]
sacredhands on Sep 21st, 2007Dr. Pepper Schwartz Shakes a Little Prime Sex Into Your Relationship
Brace yourself, ladies, men’s testosterone peeks early but your hormones are just settling into their prime when you hit your 30’s. This makes for treacherous relationships. How you handle this romance seesaw may require the expert help of a relationship expert like Dr. Pepper Schwartz. Or, you could just embrace your cougar spirituality and bag [...]
sacredhands on Aug 7th, 2007Code Word 437737 Sex Match Dating
“Let’s talk. We have 437737 things in common.”
Being single is one thing; being single and looking for a mate who knows the meaning of 437737 takes intimacy to a whole new level. Who knew that the initial basis of a relationship might center around the fact that each has a mutual STD. To solve the [...]
sacredhands on Jul 18th, 2007Online Dating Sucks for Women Over 55
The sexual drive of women over 55 is apparently a problem for men aged 55. Men want sex, women over 55 are more likely to want friendship aka companionship. The link between fertility and sex is the prime reason men cheat, especially older men. I have no facts to back up that hypothesis, but it’s [...]
sacredhands on Jun 18th, 2007Age of Love Match Up
It all started with The Bachelor…this business of finding love in all the wrong virtual places. NBC has their own version of this nonsense called Age of Love. The hook for the show this time around is will the bachelor pick a woman in her 20’s or 40’s. Does age matter? This is high drama [...]
sacredhands on Mar 24th, 2007I Know You Can’t Hurry Love…Upper East Side
How does meeting a lovely young at heart 58-year-old lady sound? She showed you hers, so c’mon fellows, how about showing her yours. Please keep it gentlemanly!
Lovely young at heart lady ISO lovely young at heart gentleman….please be bright, attentive, giving, with a warm sense of humour…..late 40’s to late 50’s, live in manhattan, been [...]
sacredhands on Jan 23rd, 2007Classic Woman seeks Cary Grant - 52 (Santa Clara)
Is there a Cary Grant out there to satisfy this playful, passionate, and philosophical SWF who stands a mere 5′3″ and weighs a paltry 107 pounds? If you’re slender, clean, and dumped your emotional baggage in the bad relationship landfill, then give a shout out to this girlie girl and see if lightning really does [...]
sacredhands on Jan 21st, 2007Youthful Mother Desires Down to Earth Gentleman
It’s been a while since we visited the personals on Craigslist. Within just a few clicks, you can check out photos and listings of those seeking the karma of a mutual relationship. Here’s one such soul: a 45-year-old mother, living in the San Francisco area, looking for a down to earth gentleman. She knows how [...]
sacredhands on Jan 21st, 2007Paisean Faisean Irish Dating for Adults
Tired of watching reruns of the Dating Game? TG4, an Irish TV station, offers their own spicy version of a dating game called Paisean Faisean. The format of the show requires three men to choose an outfit for one woman. They each have about $500. The men see a short intro clip of the [...]
sacredhands on Oct 30th, 2006Tyco CEO Dennis Kozlowski Surprised His Wife Dumped Him
Talk about ego. Convicted Tyco CEO Dennis Kozlowski is currently serving 8 1/2 to 25 years in prison after being found “guilty of 22 counts of grand larceny for looting the conglomerate out of $600 million to fund the lavish lifestyle” his wife Karen enjoyed. He’s surprised his wife wants a divorce.
Treat this like [...]
sacredhands on Sep 22nd, 2006Rescue Me, He’s Wearing a Moose Hat: And 40 Other Dates after 50
Rescue Me, He’s Wearing a Moose Hat: And 40 Other Dates after 50
by Sherry Halperin
Hollywood loves to buy the movie rights to books that have any chance of making a buck at the box office. Since many of the better screenwriters are now pushing into their 40’s and 50’s, surprise, surprise, there seems to [...]
sacredhands on Sep 20th, 2006Viagra Ad Series (Warren Beatty Is That You?)
A strange Viagra ad series that proposes an older man is sleeping with a married woman and gets pregnant. She has the baby and ends up with her lover in the bathtub. We’ve eliminated the middle image so as not to offend anyone who has an issue with breast feeding (even though it’s essential to [...]
sacredhands on Aug 5th, 2006Should I tell my kids about my Illegitimate Child?
The past, at times, represents a giant suitcase that somehow got lost at the airport and never found its way back to the owner. Humans have an enormous capacity to create sitations they spend the rest of their life trying to ignore, bury or make disappear.
Here’s an advice column story that points out the other [...]
sacredhands on Jun 22nd, 2006The Cougar Club (aka Older Woman Prowling for Younger Men)
Older women dating younger men is a lot like going fishing at the grocery store: You’re sure to catch a big one every time!
The Cougar Club is a new movie in production about a couple of older women itching to get it on with younger men. Instead of working out their legal stress grabbing [...]
sacredhands on Jun 7th, 2006Dating Online: Beware of the Gambling Hustler!
True love is like sky diving without a parachute. Somehow you believe the purity of your love will cushion your fall once you hit the ground. That’s about the time to recall whether you bothered to name a beneficiary on your life insurance policy, which may not even cover you during high risk activities such [...]
sacredhands on May 26th, 2006Craigslist Mating: Early Morning Lick and Go
Who hasn’t heard of waves lapping against the shore. For those who live in the Marina in San Francisco, though, there’s a different kind of lapping going on. A certain someone has a urgent need for an older woman to stop by and take advantage of his cat-like skills. Just be female and there’s no [...]
sacredhands on May 25th, 2006Dating: Wealthy Woman Wants Wealthy Man over 55
Shakespeare had a blast writing comedies about romances that involved a go-between. You know, the person who helps out a friend by letting the admired know about their friend’s romantic interests.
Here’s a wealthy woman looking to hook up with a wealthy man to have fun. “Show me things I don’t know,” she implores. But [...]