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After you’ve been around the dating block a few times, it’s important to get in touch with what really turns you on. It helps even more if you’ve been jilted, cheated on, or competely screwed over. Watch this video and then decide: Am I ready to offer up the real me?

Love scams are the worst. Not only do they take advantage of a trusted feeling, they destroy whatever faith you might have had in following your heart’s desire. You gotta love a lothario who has no shame in selecting a nom de plume (Charles Decrevecoeur) that absolutely wreaks of dishonesty. But the heart wants what [...]

Craigslist keeps on working while you’re off buying groceries, filling your gas tank, and eating yet another meal alone at your favorite restaurant. In this case, a woman has put out notice that she is looking for a man who on first blush would seem to possess all the WRONG characteristics of an ideal mate. [...]

Six hunks. One Women. Ivana’s Choice. A two-hour special about women getting exactly what they want.
That’s the come on for Ivana Trump’s new reality show on Oxygen. The pitch is a little misleading though, because Ivana’s job is to help a woman pick a man out of the six hunks. I wouldn’t exactly describe Donald [...]

With the way America is falling off the globalization planet, maybe now would be a good time to reconsider where you plan to retire. Forget Florida, too damn many hurricanes. Forget Arizona, not enough water.
Hey, how about retiring abroad to China, India or Vietnam! Since labor is so cheap, you know the cost of [...]

If a trend is defined as “a general drift or tendency,” then it’s time to acknowledge that the Cougar trend is for real and growling in the city and suburbs of America. What are we talking about? Older women (cougars) dating youger men (willing prey). It’s happening in chat rooms, it’s happening at bars, and [...]

First kids got online. Then parents joined the act. Now grandparents are discovering that My Space is not referring to the sky above.
What’s driving all this activity? Dating, plain and simple - the desire to connect to another human being. Forget digging out that old high school yearbook to wade back into the dating [...]

When it’s fall you think spring and when it’s spring you think fall…at least that’s what this 48-year-old lady from the Mission District in San Francisco must be thinking. She’s hot after a 20-year-old boy for a “real friendship” with space and respect. If you’re over 30, though, bug off, man! She has her “personal [...]

When you go shopping at the grocery store for fruits and vegetables, does anybody think twice about mixing apples, oranges, and sweet peas in the same shopping basket? Probably not, unless you are suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder or you’re a kleptomaniac stuffing all those items into your pants out of a fondness for Winona Ryder.
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I’m not sure the Immigration office would approve of this Craigslist personal. It’s from a woman who “doesn’t really like the US,” but offers no laundry list of dislikes. She just wants to live in a “beautiful place in Europe.” The twist: you, the hubby to be, get a green card, and she, [...]

Gentlemen, if it walks like a bimbo, talks like a bimbo, and disappears like a bimbo, then call the police, because you’ve been seduced by a professional thief. It’s shocking, yes, shocking that older men, in their 80’s for christ’s sake, still have a jones for a pretty woman suffering from drug addiction. Wait and [...]

For Valentine’s, we searched hard and long for an expert who pretty much sums up the essence of this romantic day. Barbara Keesling seems to be a one-woman sex band who covers all the bases in her endeavour to bring people together and connect on a spirtual and physical level. Just reading the titles of [...]

Microsoft asked, “Where do you want to go today?” This 50-year-old lady puts it on the line: Where do you want to plant your pole today? You gotta love the desperation in this ad. It’s begging for attention, but aims to shoot down the target before it has even taken wing. Where for art thou, [...]

I shit you not (forgive my bird french), this lady lives in an empty nest with a pile of birdpoo on her doorstep. I’ll bet she would love a brand new puppy! What a come on line. It sure got my attention, but I’m not sure on second thought whether I’d be up for a [...]

Craigslist is either a cesspool of human decadence or one of our cultures greatest repositories of how we live now. Take dating. With just a few clicks and a little typing, you can put yourself out there for any adventure you desire. Who needs sperm banks and gigolos, my friends, when you have words to [...]

Craigslist is a modern form of classifieds, those listings in the back of any newspaper that sustain the cost of putting out what now looks like an antiquated mode of communication. Trees, after all, are a finite resource, and before there was an internet, it made sense to grind them up and turn the pulp [...]