Archive for the ‘Estate Planning’ Category

 

sacredhands on Dec 27th, 2007Paris Hilton Checked Off Grandpa Barron Hilton’s Inheritance List

Imagine being the grandfather of Paris Hilton and watching her daily antics play out around the world. Would it bring a smile to your face or make you want to hide in a hotel closet? The answer, my friends, is blowing in the cash: Barron Hilton just announced he’s leaving 97% of his $2.3 billion [...]

sacredhands on Dec 16th, 2007Nursing Home Care Paid For By Surcharging Estate 15 Percent

One day someone will hopefully sit me down and explain why it costs $50,000-$80,000 per year to live in a nursing home. I mean, c’mon. The resident is usually sharing a room the size of a shoe box and remains in bed for a good portion of the day in many cases. What costs so [...]

sacredhands on Nov 26th, 2007Anthony Marshall Indicted For Possibly Spending Brooke Astor’s Decaying Money

Anthony Marshall is 83; Brooke Astor died at 105. Let’s say for argument’s sake Anthony help himself to some of her estate for whatever reasons. Does it matter? I guess only to the next generation who might stand to inherit some of that dough. Like Anthony’s son, Phillip, who cried foul. How it all pans [...]

sacredhands on Nov 4th, 2007Wealthy Charles Evans Dies Leaving Behind Rental Widow Bonnie Evans

Ladies, pay attention. If you’re married to a wealthy millionaire, or with better luck, a billionaire, please, be sure to snoop around and find the old man’s will. It’s imperative that you know how much he loves (values) your relationship to him BEFORE he dies, because once you’re in the room listening to the executor [...]

sacredhands on Oct 15th, 2007The Bucket List (Of Things To Do Before You Turn to Ash)

What do you get when you mix a corporate billionaire with a car mechanic? Answer: A high concept movie about two guys itching to live before they kick the bucket and discover the ashes inside belong to them. The movie is called The Bucket List. It’s directed by Rob Reiner. It opens on Christmas, December [...]

sacredhands on Sep 1st, 2007End of Life Details Include Ebay Life Support Daughter Reports

People have a way of accumulating stuff over the years, so much so, that the self-storage business is booming and the quaint tag sale has been supplanted by the mania of Ebay auction sales. There’s nothing like the thrill of stalking a treasured item on Ebay and snagging it in the final precious seconds of [...]

sacredhands on Sep 1st, 2007Home Care Costs Splits CBGB Family into Sour Notes

The problem: “My mom needs home care and it costs a lot of money.”
The setup: Hilly Kristal, the owner of CBGB club in New York, died and left his daughter, Lisa Burgman, as executor of his will. Hilly’s mother, Kara, 82, was president of CBGB but signed over her shares in the company to [...]

sacredhands on Aug 22nd, 2007Walter Cronkite Estate Planning Goes by the Will Side

Dancing on red hot coals requires special feet, namely ones shod in steel-toed shoes. Preparing a will, especially if you’re living beyond the average lifespan, is quite similar to this experience. Once your heirs get wind of your intentions about divvying up your estate, beware of dancing fools who devise the most elaborate routines to [...]

sacredhands on Jul 3rd, 2007Manor Home Pawns Nursing Homes to Carlyle Group

When a private equity firm like the Carlyle Group buys a nursing home chain like Manor Home, you know there must a set of financials that make Niagara Falls look like a piker when it comes to earning money on the investment. The motive for this deal comes from your beloved government; you know, the [...]

sacredhands on Jun 24th, 2007After Life Pet Wills for Animal-Obsessed Owners

People have too much money when they can afford to take care of their pet instead of donating their money to people-based charities. If you can spend thousands on vet bills, I guess it makes sense to hire a lawyer to draft a pet will in the event that you should die before your cat [...]

sacredhands on May 19th, 2007Alumni Now Rest in Syllabus Peace on Campus

Colleges these days seem more like endowment whores than educational mistresses. Their cry for more and more money, though, makes them sound like a wolf-pimp in disguise. Now that campus real estate sprawls for miles, why not turn all that lawn into a memorial for alumni, literally. You have to chuckle at this college brand [...]

sacredhands on May 8th, 2007Retirement Costs More Than A Couple of Arms and Legs

For those of you who thought paying for your grandkids’ college education was frightening, you better bail on donating money to that cause and put all your dough into a savings account, because the cost of retirement is starting to look like the Iraq War budget.
Or, might we suggest retiring abroad to a foreign [...]

sacredhands on Mar 23rd, 2007Anna Nicole Smith Diary Sells For Big Gazongas!!

There’s a touching entry in Anna Nicole Smith’s diaries that were just sold on Ebay. It’s the plea of a caregiver who lacks the ability to change her love’s deteriorating condition. Her love, of course, was no ordinary relationship. Billionaire James Howard Marshall II married Anna at the ripe age of 89. No harm, no [...]

sacredhands on Feb 25th, 2007Darling I Love You Until Death Eats Your Golden Egg

If you plan on dying any time soon, you might want to consider how much of your money is going to your heirs versus how much is going to the IRS. Currently you’re allowed to pass down $2 million to anyone you damn please, but anything over that amount is subject to the death tax, [...]

sacredhands on Feb 24th, 2007College 529 Plans Pander to Grandparents Estate Planning Strategies

As you move closer to the nightmare of ending up in a nursing home, which costs a fortune and may suck every last dollar out of your pocket, you might want to consider ditching some cash into a College 529 plan for your grandkids.
While you’re allowed to give away up to $12,000 per year [...]

sacredhands on Dec 6th, 2006Timothy Leary: The Art of Dying

Timothy Leary: The Art of Dying
Directed by: A.J. Catoline, O.B. Babbs
Cast: Jerry Garcia as himself, O.B. Babbs as himself, Ken Kesey as himself, more…
Produced by: David Herman
Synopsis
Dr. Timothy Leary, the Harvard psychologist who became the LSD guru of the 1960s, who popularized the phrase - Turn On, Tune [...]

sacredhands on Nov 1st, 2006Congress Has Your Pension Back, Sort Of

Congress being this Congress, you have to question motives whenever it involves such important things like pension plans. To date, pension plans have NOT been allowed to have funds invested overseas. In less than 60 days, a new rule goes into effect that makes this possible. If you thought getting a refund was tough, wait [...]

sacredhands on Oct 9th, 2006Guardians for Profit: 4-Part Series on Conservatorship

The Retirement Nightmare: How to Save Yourself from Your Heirs and Protectors : Involuntary Conservatorships and Guardianships
by Diane G. Armstrong Ph.D.

The Los Angeles Times has just finished up a 4-part series on the issue of guardians and conservators. Planning for a time when your mind might not be all there is crucial.
For Most Vulnerable, a [...]

sacredhands on Sep 21st, 2006Brooke Astor’s Will - Abrupt Changes for Millions, Bob

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Wills and Estates (2nd Edition) (Paperback)
by Stephen Maple

A will tells a seemingly simple story. It informs those mentioned in it what they are entitled to receive from a deceased’s estate. If you are not in the will, you get nothing. Period. While a person can change their will at anytime, [...]

sacredhands on Sep 20th, 2006The Great Estate Robbery (Nursing Homes Dressed as Bandits)

If you thought spending down your estate in order to qualify for Medicaid was limited to the United States, just take a glance at the above Daily Mail newspaper out of London. We suggest donating to the homeless you see on the street. They may one day be your best friend.
Half of people nearing retirement [...]