sacredhands on Oct 6th, 2007Grandpa Impregnates Son’s Wife So He Can Sing Lullabies
It’s human to desire children, especially when they are conceived out of your own DNA and come out bearing a pretty good resemblance to those who created the little tyke. When mother nature doesn’t cooperate, though, and the parts fail to produce offspring, should that be the end of the genetic road to conception? Is [...]
sacredhands on Oct 3rd, 2007Grandpa Dad Fred Thompson’s Wife Jeri is NOT an Older Man Dater Kind of Girl
© Fred Thompson
Jeri Thompson, the wife of Fred Thompson, you know, the guy pretending to run for president, would like y’all to know that she’s no trophy wife who rests on a pedestal in her husband’s bedroom. No sireee, she’s a bona fide wife and not some “older-man-dater kind of girl.” Glad you cleared that [...]
sacredhands on Jun 19th, 2007Hugh Hefner Knocking (Up) on Grandpa Dad’s Club Door?
Playboy Bunny Holly Madison, 27, is maybe possibly who the hell knows for sure pregnant with 81-year-old Hugh Hefner’s offspring. Add one more relic to the Grandpa Dad’s Club. It’s one thing to prove you can still get it up at 81, but knocking up the girl sure seems like a hard sell when it [...]
sacredhands on May 24th, 2007Grandmas Making Babies Aborts Feminist’s Principles
Frieda Birnbaum, the 60-year-old woman who just gave birth to twins, wants you to know that you’re out of touch, baby. You need to get with the times about female reproduction. Her logic: people are living longer, so what’s wrong with having a child at 60?
Well, Frieda, people may be living longer, but your [...]
sacredhands on May 22nd, 2007Inaugural Grandma Mom’s Club Gives Birth To Twins
A 60-year-old psychologist gave birth to twin boys while you were taking a snooze on the back porch. Get this: she already has a 33-year-old son, 29-year-old daughter, and 6-year-old son. Nice to see all that psychology training being paid off with the chore of raising some grandkids as your own kids. Welcome to the [...]
sacredhands on May 22nd, 2007Hot Pageant Mom Falls into Romance with Florida Governor
Source: WPBF
It’s spring, so it must be time to line up those fall romances. Florida Governor Charlie Crist, 50, is dating former Mrs. South Carolina 2001, Kelly Crosby Heyniger, 36. Despite the drought problems in Florida, it’s nice to read love can always find the fountain of youth…No word yet on whether the Gov will [...]
sacredhands on May 8th, 2007Kevin Costner Joins Grandpa Dad’s Club
Actor Kevin Costner joins Julia Iglesias in the Grandpa Dad’s Club. Costner sired a baby boy with his 33-year-old wife; he’s 52. But hey, don’t let that stop you old farts from being the father you never were to your older kids. There’s still time to bring home the baby without throwing out your [...]