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Gyro International is an integrated agency (advertising/marketing), seeking to hire an older female individual to model for a photoshoot being held next week at Central Park for a print ad. You have to be around the 60-70 year old range for this shoot and you must have gray hair and wrinkly hands.
The shoot will not […]

It takes more than a comfy bed and down pillow to entice a weary traveler to your hotel these days. Aside from a decent location, today’s market demands a certain wink-wink sensibility that makes sleeping a sexual turn-on rather than a chore for the overworked. The Tribeca Grand Hotel knows just how to fan the […]

Chocolate is chocolate, right. Dark. Light. Mocha. Advertisers hired to sell chocolate are faced with the dilemma of breaking through the chocolate clutter to attract your buying eye. One company’s solution: bouncing breasts make for a delicious combination to move more chocolate. We agree.

Us Weekly features a “Gray Pride” series on Hollywood men who are letting their follicles go gray, as in no hair dye, as in accepting reality for what it is. Will America be accepting of men what it won’t tolerate in woman, namely a sense of youth? Stay tuned to Jon Stewart, George Clooney, Anderson […]

Newsflash: “Analysts said the alarming write-downs at a handful of Wall Street firms could pale in comparison to the possible damage from shaky paper striking at the heart of assets held by insurance giants, mutual funds and big pension funds.”
If you thought only guys like casino owner Steve Wynn were allowed to gamble away fortunes […]

Paris Hilton certainly understands one thing: how to parlay fame into an endorsement deal. Forget all that trash talking about this girl. She knows how to keep her eye on a marketer’s fire crotch and walk away with a fistful of buckeroos. If she’s smart and wisely banks all the money, then her can can […]

Put a woman with long legs in a provocative dress and have her walk down the street…and watch the heads of males turn for a peek, despite walking with their wife or girlfriend. It’s male instinct at work. Mercator Insurance knows your pain, ladies. The message: “Ladies, you better rely on yourself for the future. […]

Almost a million people have viewed this video of a “ridiculously hot Asian girl dancing” on YouTube. In fact, it’s the most viewed video this week. What’s the point? The uploader is peddling a poker guide of some sort. This is the current state of the world’s obsession. Pretty pathetic, right? We dare you not […]

Author J.K. Rowling announced at a reading of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows at Carnegie Hall in New York that Albus Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts School, is gay. Albus was born in 1881, so maybe that constitutes a Guinness book record for longest fictional headmaster who remained in the closet before being […]

Does your child or grandchild look like Mark Zuckerberg? Right down to the Adidas flip-flops? Congratulations! He or she too could be the founder of a billion dollar company! Mark is the founder of Facebook, that online social network the younger generation loathes your presence on. Ideas don’t require wearing a suit, so mellow out […]

Looking for a stocking stuffer for that hard to please man this Christmas? Might we suggest Roger Handy’s (what a convenient name!) collection of found photographs of rear ends. Boating never looked so seductive from the rear end of a woman wearing a life preserver adjacent to an outboard motor. It almost makes us want […]

Presidential candidate John McCain has a perception problem: people, at least some people, think he’s too old to run. Facts: McCain is 71; he’s suffered from skin cancer. Have you ever studied photos of presidents before they took office with photos of when they left office? The job of being president is stressful, man. […]

Some perfumers will do whatever it takes to hustle their scent. Guerlain decided exposing just a tad of a woman’s tush crack above a long silky dress, along with a point of view shot of her legs from inside the dress was the best way to grab eyeballs for their L’Instant Magic fragrance. Whether this […]

Watch how a grown man asserts his chicken rights after preaching about the loss of a values like politeness and good manners to a teenager. Some call it a generation gap, others might say this is precisely why humanity hasn’t quite given up on starting wars and screwing the next generation.

Pop quiz: After watching this Dove “film” should you rush out to buy Dove soap because you aspire to natural beauty? Hint: Answers may depend on how sensitive you are to advertising that attempts to be authentic so the marketer can then sell you something.

Integrative Biology 131: General Human Anatomy. Fall 2005. Professor Marian Diamond. The functional anatomy of the human body as revealed by gross and microscopic examination.
Finally!! UC Berkeley is beginning to make class lectures available online for free! This is what education is really about. The cost of education today is more about bloated overhead and […]

Vitamin Water resorts to a football metaphor to hustle their product to a “we’re not sure” demographic. The ghosts of gridiron greats are summoned by “some weird old guy” in order to energize a football player to the Power and the Glory. Does it work for you or is it one more crappy commercial that […]

With everyone giving up on reading newspapers in print, and most younger people gobbling up most of their information online, what’s a poor NPR radio station to do in order to attract younger listeners? Here’s a fact: “the median age of people listening to NPR’s newsmagazine programs is 53.”
Wow! I never would have guessed […]

It takes a special marketer to refer to “these women” (over 50) as being “at harmony with themselves” so they can avail themselves of Lancaster’s new Differently Nutri-Dermo Skin. Got that: combine nutrition and dermatology and you get nutri-derm solutions to your anti-aging problems. In boxing a hook might get you knocked out; in cosmetics […]

Coco Chanel died in 1971 and yet the brand name, Chanel, lingers on as if Coco were a ghost inhabiting the body of Keira Knightly, who stars in a new commercial for Coco Mademoiselle perfume. There’s not an ounce of genuine feeling in this commercial but have a look for yourself. If this is […]