sacredhands on Jul 2nd, 2007Heidi Klum Hustles Guthy-Renker Skin Care Products
The next time you turn on the TV and see Heidi Klum, beware, she’s being paid by Guthy-Renker to hustle skin care products. Since the magic of skin care products is invisible, it’s pretty hard to communicate what exactly it is you’re buying. That’s why companies hire beautiful models. Somehow by buying the products you, [...]
sacredhands on Jun 21st, 2007Vintage Hippie Love For Sale Snap Snap
Meet vintage collector Morgan Yakus and stylist Karin Bereson. They have a simple goal: to bring you an updated vintage 1960’s look. Yes, those hippie summer of love trips are making a return to the streets. Light, open, airy, breezy. Great for easy access for you know what. It is the digital age, though, so [...]
sacredhands on Jun 18th, 2007Age of Love Match Up
It all started with The Bachelor…this business of finding love in all the wrong virtual places. NBC has their own version of this nonsense called Age of Love. The hook for the show this time around is will the bachelor pick a woman in her 20’s or 40’s. Does age matter? This is high drama [...]
sacredhands on Jun 15th, 2007Scuba Diving for Axe Deodorant in Bathtub
Axe deodorant sure knows how to appeal to its demographic. Pay a guy to sit in a bubble-filled bathtub with his armpits exposed. Casually let the viewer realize the tub is just a tad too long so those feet overhanging the tub upside down must belong to a girl who probably could show you her [...]
sacredhands on Jun 14th, 2007Phonak Audeo Hearing Aids
Study the three images above. Now guess what product they are marketing. Try hearing aids! Phonak threw out the decrepit image of hearing aids belonging to little old ladies with a thousand cats in her apartment and ushered in the new image of aging hipsters who lost their hearing during the 1960’s standing too close [...]
sacredhands on Jun 12th, 2007Clive Owen Steps into Lancome’s Age Fight Ring
Actor Clive Owen takes it on the chin for Lancome by offering up his endorsement services for their Age Fight product. This is an “anti-aging perfecting fluid.” If you are 30-40 years-old, then obviously you need an “anti oxidative stress shield to fight 1st lines day after day.” 92 percent of men experienced “energized [...]
sacredhands on Jun 1st, 2007Volkswagon Passat Mid-Life Crisis Retreat Hustle
If you put an ad exec in a room alone, with no food and water for days, chances are you might end up with an ad campaign similar to the one dreamed up for the Volkswagen Passat. Since selling a car these days involves more than a practical demonstration, you might want to take William [...]
sacredhands on May 23rd, 2007Heinz 2-Minute Men Soups
Selling soup these days requires more than a good product, it demands an undercover innuendo that makes mince meat out a husband’s sexual prowess. Watch how a wife cleverly pops her Big ‘N Chunky soup into the microwave and returns 2 minutes later, after having a quick romp with her husband whose now snoring, to [...]
sacredhands on May 18th, 2007Older Women Suffer From Poor Clothing Options
Cathy Horyn,the fashion writer for the New York Times, ponders an older woman’s dilemma when it comes to finding clothes that match her personality. Imagine standing in a store, credit card in hand, and there’s absolutely nothing to buy because most of the clothes all speak to a younger generation. Hey, ponder the poor mother [...]
sacredhands on May 10th, 2007Sandy Krasnow Well Aware of Color
Sandy Krasnow is a designer who says, “To me, there is no more beautiful work than creating a beautiful life for myself.” Style never ages!
sacredhands on May 10th, 2007Adult Active Expo June 29 - July 1 Anaheim Convention Center
For those of you who watch Donnie Deutsch and dream of making millions, then the Adult Active Expo at the Anaheim Convention Center June 30th to July 1st just might be your first big step to hustling the Baby Boomer demographic.
The pitch:
Come join us at the Active Adult Expo where you’ll find a 50+ [...]
sacredhands on May 7th, 2007Axe Brand Teaches Seniors How to Bom Chicka WahWah
Watch as a couple of foreign seniors learn English from a hot teacher who suddenly turns them on to “bom chicka wahwah.” To say more would wreck your libido.
sacredhands on May 2nd, 2007Mindless Eating, Choice Architecture and Your Big Waist
There’s a rule in America: if it’s on sale, then how can you resist buying it, even if you don’t need it. I mean, c’mon, fifty percent off!! The same seems to apply to eating. The bigger the plate size, the bigger the rationale for why your mind is seduced into eating far more than [...]
sacredhands on May 1st, 2007Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer Talks Trash to Uncle iPod
It’s always a treat to hear Microsoft brag about how they can do anything better than pretty much anyone. Future dictionary writers will need to redefine innovation after Microsoft gets done bastardizing it with the software and products they release. Just once I’d like to hear how Microsoft did something just for the pure love [...]
sacredhands on May 1st, 2007Hotpockets Master ReDai
It takes a Master to sell hotpockets. Meet Master ReDai. He knows your irritable bowel syndrome.
sacredhands on Apr 16th, 2007The Zimmers My Generation
Meet The Zimmers! They sing. They tour. They must have groupies! Who are they?
Formed in early 2007, The Zimmers are not only the oldest gigging band in the world (with an average age of 78), they are also the most celebrated, having recorded their debut album at the famous Abbey Road Studios, under the watchful [...]
sacredhands on Apr 14th, 2007Japanese Public Service Posters
These are described as Japanese Public Service Posters. No clue what the captions on the posters say, but the left image of the man holding a devil’s mask behind his back is rather provocative.
Source: The Center for the Advancement of Working Women via Bibi’s Box
sacredhands on Apr 8th, 2007Scottrade Surfs the IRA Wave
I spotted this Scottrade ad on the New York Times‘ website. What caught my eye was the re-imaging of a retiree. A husband and wife, dressed in wet suits, carrying surfboards on the beach, say somewhere in Malibu, makes for a whole new look to retirement. It’s not some frumpy old lady hiding her money [...]
sacredhands on Apr 3rd, 2007Director David Lynch On Product Placement in Movies
There’s something refreshing about a movie director who has no problem expressing his feelings about product placement in movies. This is the bad habit of studios to take cash in exchange for placing a particular brand product in a movie. It’s no mistake that someone is drinking Bud Light or swilling a Diet Coke at [...]
sacredhands on Mar 26th, 2007Kofferbrand Casino Airport Luggage Roulette
Source: Erieau
This is sheer brilliance! Kofferbrand Casino hired an ad agency that came up with the clever idea of turning an airport baggage claim into a roulette wheel. Let’s hope it doesn’t encourage people to swipe your luggage.