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Amy Fisher, the Long Island Lolita who bedded Joey Buttafuco, still lives in the sexlight of her affair. She recently was interviewed by Steppin Out magazine and had this to say about Joey: “When he was the older man 17 years ago, he was just 33 years old. But now he’s 50 . . [...]

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Take a walk around Beverly Hills and you are bound to encounter a plastic surgery patient about every five feet. In New York, though, its presence is a little more off the radar. This woman was hanging around outside a wedding at St. Patrick’s Cathedral on Fifth Avenue one Saturday. Her only purpose [...]

True or false: skunks are ugly? That’s a trick question. Ugly usually refers to a visual sense, but in this case, ugly might better describe the scent of a skunk. A friend once suggested that every time I smelled skunk…just think of fresh roasted coffee beans. I have to admit, it works.
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Source: Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers may be 73 but don’t let her face fool you. The quest for eternal youth through taught skin comes with a price tag: a nose that only Michael Jackson would appreciate. She’s a poster child for staying active though so no complaints here.
Plastic surgery addict Joan Rivers unmasked
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Actor Gabriel Byrne ripped Oprah for featuring airbrushed women in her O magazine.
Here’s what he said: ““There’s a picture of Oprah on the cover where she looks about 12. If I bought a magazine and put pictures of myself looking 19, somebody would say to me, ‘Stop it’. I saw this hilarious as that [...]

Why act your age when your son’s best friend will make out with you on a couch during your 50th birthday party! Restylane wants you to know that it’s okay to feel frisky once you’ve undergone their treatment for wrinkles and other ravages of time. Please don’t watch this unless you have at least one [...]

“I will definitely have plastic surgery - I don’t want to become an old hag! I think if you’re comfortable with yourself that’s sexy, but if you’re not then go for it.”
So says actress Scarlett Johansson at the ripe old age of twenty-two. This is the culture we live in people. The face in the [...]

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A great image of an old man from Nevsehir, Turkey shot by a photojournalist. Now I ask you: is that a character who needs Botox or plastic surgery!

The days of growing old gracefully are over. Like Christmas and Valentine’s Day, the marketers and plastic surgeons have seen fit to make you feel inadequate if you don’t indulge your fears about the life-worn face that confronts you in the mirror every morning and buy a wrath of products to “fix” the problem. Welcome [...]

If you thought there was too much violence on TV, then we suggest you start watching the Tyra Banks Show. Instead of covering the big issues like Iraq or the Bush administration’s penchant for secrecy, Tyra spends girl time with American Idol singer Katherine McPhee discussing her big issues, namely, are her breasts real or [...]

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but according to Bobbi Brown it also requires one additional ingredient…you must be living! Why go under the knife once to combat signs of aging when you can spend money on cosmetic products every month. It’s the rent versus buy model of beauty being applied to [...]

Beauty has a price…about $15.8 billion worth. It’s nice to see everyone “nourishing” their complexions despite the complications of the world at large. Beauty before poverty may as well be the mantra of the Baby Boomer generation.
Worldwide, the forecast market for antiaging and nourishing products in the year 2010, is expected to be $15.8 billion. [...]

Seriously, folks, forget the Restylane and Juvederm and pick up The Face Wrap to enhance the beauty that seems to be fading by the minute. For those mummies who are already wrapped up and buried in a pyramid somewhere, sorry, no royalties.

The Pitch:
The Face Wrap™ is an all-Natural, non-surgical, face lift. It tightens the skin [...]

The battle for the privilege of using “dermal filler” on your face features Restylane versus Juvederm. From a linguistics point of view, I would say Juvederm wins the naming contest. Take rejuvenation and add a touch of dermatology and voila…juvederm. Restylane sounds like something that might comfort a nursing home resident.
Billions of dollars are at [...]

“The older you get, the more the fat gravitates to your butt. The doctor takes it out of your bottom and puts it back in your face. So when you are kissing my face, you are actually kissing my ass.” — Peggy Siegal
Who cares if the U.S. is spending billions on the Iraq War. For [...]

It was only a matter of time before someone made enough trips abroad for medical care that they felt qualified to write a travel guide book. The high cost of medical care in the United States is forcing people without insurance to look elsewhere for treatment. Who knows if the foreign governments have any good [...]

Tired of reading about how all those Hollywood stars just cough up some bucks and suddenly look twenty years younger? Well now you can join the plastic surgery revolution by jumping on a plane and taking advantage of low cost doctors abroad (globalization, my friends, is spreading to every profession).
Beauty from Afar: A Medical Tourist’s [...]

The rush to sell Baby Boomers anti-aging products is well under way. Labs around the world are hard at work concocting lotions and potions that will make wrinkles disappear faster than a bowl of cashews at a cocktail party. Restylane is one of these products. They even hired an aging model, Frederique, to pitch the [...]

Ever heard of this word, theomania? By definition, it’s “the belief that one is God or specially chosen by God on a mission.” Given the current generation’s penchant for cosmetic and plastic surgery, you would think every Baby Boomer alive is channeling god’s vibe as if he or she were the big man (or [...]

Let’s face it, it’s a bitch getting old. Your body craps out and leaves you looking like a tag sale Frankenstein, cobbled together with odd parts that make you appear like a freak show in the mirror.
Plastic surgery is the modern mad scientist’s means of experimentation. Some think Jessica Lange has found her way into [...]