sacredhands on Feb 25th, 2008Russian Roulette Genitalia With Ex-Boy-Girlfriends
For those of you wondering whether college has changed much since your own youthful indiscretions the answer is….no. It’s still all about hooking up and dealing with the emotional aftermath. How this journey gets articulated varies from person to person, but at Cornell, students are fortunate to have Jenna B talking the talk and laying [...]
sacredhands on Jan 20th, 2008Work Versus Retirement What Will You Miss After the Transition
When your purpose in life is almost 100 percent derived from your work, then what happens after you retire? Where does your ego go for satisfaction when the daily rituals of work disappear? Will all that “free time” truly provide you with a sense of identity that equals the stroking your job nurtured through your [...]
sacredhands on Nov 23rd, 2007Spinster Bonds With Grandparent Vibe In Italian Hometown
For those women who have never heard of the word narcissism before, please, enjoy this article about yet another ambitious feminist who can’t seem to sustain a personal relationship but can sure find time to bond with the abstract love shared by her grandparents. It’s a touching tale of self-indulgence that makes every effort to [...]
sacredhands on Nov 23rd, 2007Pontifical Council for Health Care Ministry Offers Up Sacremental Spiritual Aid To Elderly
Religion has a way of inserting itself into every personal aspect of your life that you just might begin to wonder whether there’s any room left in your head to call your own. Forget a room with a view, how about a head without dogma to get you through the day! A recent religious conference [...]
sacredhands on Nov 4th, 2007Grandparents Possess Power to Convert Their Grandchildren Into Religious Zealots
Feeling powerless in your old age? Unwanted? Left out of the family action because everybody moved into the big city leaving you behind to watch the squirrels attack your bird feeder in the country? Buck up, my friend, you do have power. Research shows that the grandparent-grandchild relationship offers a special bond for forging the [...]
sacredhands on Nov 3rd, 2007Catholic Priest Preys On Believer to Satisfy His Lusty Faith in Cash Almighty
Add one more reason to question the values of Catholicism as preached by those who profess to act in selfless servitude to he who goes by the name of God. If you weren’t shocked, yes shocked, by the rampant sexual abuse behavior of priests, then you probably won’t mind a priest here or there preying [...]
sacredhands on Oct 19th, 2007Listen to Grandma Money Buys Happiness If You Have Health And Friends
The one thing researchers seem incapable of figuring out is what makes the human mind happy. Is it money? Expensive objects? A house on the beach. Is it material versus spiritual? The answer, my friends, is not the leaves falling off the money tree in your background. It all boils down to one thing: social [...]
sacredhands on Oct 16th, 2007Julia Allison’s Parents Twist Out Their Wedding Love
Teenagers pretty much find everything their parents do incredibly lame and like, whatever. As the years pass, though, the relationship teeters back to the smarmy middle where it’s more about enjoying their presence cuz like life really is short after all and who has time to worry anymore about whether your cliquey friends think you’re [...]
sacredhands on Oct 6th, 2007Grandpa Impregnates Son’s Wife So He Can Sing Lullabies
It’s human to desire children, especially when they are conceived out of your own DNA and come out bearing a pretty good resemblance to those who created the little tyke. When mother nature doesn’t cooperate, though, and the parts fail to produce offspring, should that be the end of the genetic road to conception? Is [...]
sacredhands on Oct 1st, 2007Marcia and Jan Brady Sittin’ in a Lesbian Brady Bunch Tree
You know, somehow it’s not shocking to learn that Marcia Brady and Jan Brady has an “incestuous” lesbian relationship during the Brady Bunch family value years. Maureen McCormick (Marcia) recently confessed to bedding Eve Plumb (Jan) while they both starred on the Brady Bunch. We’re just wondering if Peter found their vibrators and other such [...]
sacredhands on Sep 28th, 2007Julia Allison Homewrecker’s Theory Why Women Date Married Men
Why do women cheat with married men? Have any theories on that subject? Editor-at-large of Star magazine Julia Allison does. She thinks its an ego boost for the cheating woman knowing she is in competition with the wife and “wins” by getting the husband to admit she’s more appealing than the wife.
Freud would probably [...]
sacredhands on Sep 13th, 2007My Turn Discovers Alzheimer’s and Same-Sex Love
Newsweek serves up a column once a week where they get people to write about their everyday experiences and how they have impacted their lives. Most of the columns are poignant glimpses into key moments in a person’s life where they discovered awful truths, shameful lies, or embraced an aspect of themselves they were to [...]
sacredhands on Sep 3rd, 2007Tangled Family Webs Snag Parents After Divorce
Parents of latch-key kids are discovering those lost years have a price: divorce. Broken or detached relationships set up a lifelong pattern of miscommunication and endless bouts of relationship fury that ultimately end in two people simultaneously declaring: “I want a divorce!”
The parents of these kids are hardly innocent bystanders, though, especially when there [...]
sacredhands on Aug 21st, 2007The Israel Lobby and American Foreign Budget Policy
Forget the hurricane bearing down on Mexico. There’s a controversy swirling around two University of Chicago’s professors new book, The Israel Lobby and U.S. Foreign Policy by John J. Mearsheimer and Stephen M. Walt. Essentially it argues that the relationship between the U.S. and Israel has turned into a rather peculiar financial beast. [...]
sacredhands on Aug 1st, 2007Ted Turner Woos Misty-Eyed Elizabeth Dewberry
When you get dumped in the internet age, the thought of letting the world know it is certainly tempting, especially if there’s pictures and insider knowledge that might be damaging to the other party. In the case of Pulitzer prize-winning author Robert Olen Butler the temptation to write out of his anger got the best [...]
sacredhands on Jul 25th, 2007Provincetown Family Week Vacation
After reading about how the Catholic church continues to pay out record sums for child-unfriendly priests, it was nice to read how gay parents are taking their kids to the Provincetown Family Week celebration for a summer at the beach. But it’s not all fun. The celebration also includes workshops like…
The Toughest Questions Workshop by [...]
sacredhands on Jul 23rd, 2007Reverend Longcrier Asks Candidates Why No Full Equal Gay Rights
Rev. Reggie Longcrier, pastor of Exodus Missionary Outreach Church in Hickory, N.C. has a question for the presidential candidates: “Sen. Edwards has said his opposition to gay marriage has been influenced by his Southern Baptist background. We know religion was once used to justify slavery, segregation and women not being allowed to vote, all of [...]
sacredhands on Jul 17th, 2007Catholic Church + Sexual Abuse = Status Quo
The Catholic Church appears to have an amazing capacity to sublimate their guilt and shame and pass it off as aberrant behavior on the part of a few renegade priests, as long they confess their “sins” and say they’re sorry. When you found a religion based on a vow that your spiritual advisers will remain [...]
sacredhands on Jul 11th, 2007How to Marry a Bin Laden Millionaire
Omar Ossama bin Laden, 27, son of the infamous Osama bin Laden, just married Jane Felix-Browne, a 51-year-old grandmother. Gee, I wonder what Freud would have to say about that marriage. Something tells me Omar just might be a momma’s boy aka MILF lover. Talk about in-law problems!
Briton marries bin Laden’s son
sacredhands on Jul 3rd, 2007Seven-Year Itch Scratches Off Four Years
You may think the whole notion of the seven-year itch exists only in the movies that star voluptuous blond bombshells like Marilyn Monroe, but new research suggests that couples fall into two categories: those who divorce after three years and those who hang on till seven years before pulling the pre-nup plug.
The seduction of [...]