Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category

 

sacredhands on Mar 19th, 2008Tribeca Grand Hotel Ad Sexes Up Your Sleeping Desire

It takes more than a comfy bed and down pillow to entice a weary traveler to your hotel these days. Aside from a decent location, today’s market demands a certain wink-wink sensibility that makes sleeping a sexual turn-on rather than a chore for the overworked. The Tribeca Grand Hotel knows just how to fan the [...]

sacredhands on Mar 15th, 2008Most Popular New York Times Searches

Reality check: nice to see Eliot Spitzer’s concubines sucking up searches 3, 6, and 7…spring is here, my friends.
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sacredhands on Feb 25th, 2008Russian Roulette Genitalia With Ex-Boy-Girlfriends

For those of you wondering whether college has changed much since your own youthful indiscretions the answer is….no. It’s still all about hooking up and dealing with the emotional aftermath. How this journey gets articulated varies from person to person, but at Cornell, students are fortunate to have Jenna B talking the talk and laying [...]

sacredhands on Feb 22nd, 2008Christina Aguilera Confirms Her Boy Is Nursing At Home

Christina Aguilera recently appeared on Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen started off by asking, “Are you nursing?” You just might have to watch the clip to confirm it for yourself.

sacredhands on Feb 11th, 2008Amy Fisher Complains About Joey Buttafuco’s Man Boobs

Amy Fisher, the Long Island Lolita who bedded Joey Buttafuco, still lives in the sexlight of her affair. She recently was interviewed by Steppin Out magazine and had this to say about Joey: “When he was the older man 17 years ago, he was just 33 years old. But now he’s 50 . . [...]

sacredhands on Feb 10th, 2008Tina Guo Plays Foo Fighters on Cello Arousing Sexual Fantasy in Viewer

The pleasure of the human mind is its unpredictable nature. Britney Spears is one example. Who the hell knows what she’ll do next. The suspense of not knowing how her story might end makes for fascinating viewing.
Tina Guo plays cello. Her story involves making this video demonstrating her ability to play a Foo Fighters’ [...]

sacredhands on Jan 30th, 2008Increase Your Pistol Size By Three Inches Can 6000+ Customers Be Wrong

I would just like to know if the following junk email that seems to arrive in my inbox on a daily basis actually produces revenue. I mean, does someone actually click on the link provided believing that paying a few monthly installments will somehow miraculously increase the size of their manhood to the point of [...]

sacredhands on Jan 20th, 2008Sex-Starved Wives Kiss Their Vibrators Good-Bye

Wouldn’t sex be great if all it required was looking at a mood ring on someone’s finger and if it was the right color you could make your moves knowing the response would be in your favor! Unfortunately science has not invented such a ring yet, so author Michele Davis wrote “The Sex-Starved Wife” to [...]

sacredhands on Dec 6th, 2007Sex and the City Movie Trailer Ready For Your Sticky Eyes

The Sex and the City movie will arrive in spring. In the mean time, warm your hands and other body parts around the movie trailer.
View the Sex and the City Movie Trailer

sacredhands on Dec 2nd, 2007New Year’s Eve Make-Out Sessions Arrive Early At Club Touch New York City

© Christopher Peterson
I caught this couple kissing on the opening night of Club Touch on 52nd Street in New York City. Rolls Royces were parked out front and the doormen were busy eyeballing the hottest babes lined up down the street. When the booze flows, anything is possible in the dark, until the flash pops! [...]

sacredhands on Nov 27th, 2007Natural Fertility Population Shows Lower-Voiced Men Make Better Bed Mates

Clever anthropologists ask questions that may seem ridiculous at first but then turn out to offer profound insights into the nature of humanity. Who knew that asking whether the tone of a man’s voice just might have an influence over the fertile women in his vicinity…and yet it does apparently. Fertile women like men with [...]

sacredhands on Nov 26th, 2007Tattoos Piercings and Biting Oh My - w4m - 19

Craigslist “Casual Encounters” is a jungle, man. There are all kinds of strange animals roaming the forest looking to engage in primal acts of pleasure with complete strangers.
One 19-year-old girl says, “so i have today off and tonight i have plans.. but what is there to do until then? i just wanna makeout with [...]

sacredhands on Nov 26th, 2007Older Lady Tourists Discover Big Young Boys in Kenya Are Fair Game

OK ladies, we’re on to you. Those trips you’ve been taking to places like Kenya, a country that is “just full of big young boys who like us older girls,” we know they’re just about uninhibited sex. One question, though: that word “big” refers to what exactly? Just remember, though, that AIDS in Africa has [...]

sacredhands on Nov 23rd, 2007Spinster Bonds With Grandparent Vibe In Italian Hometown

For those women who have never heard of the word narcissism before, please, enjoy this article about yet another ambitious feminist who can’t seem to sustain a personal relationship but can sure find time to bond with the abstract love shared by her grandparents. It’s a touching tale of self-indulgence that makes every effort to [...]

sacredhands on Nov 23rd, 2007Bush Administration Jacks Price Of Campus Birth Control For Horny Collegiates

Leave it to the Bush Administration to hire a bunch of lawyers to draft legislation that inserts a few key words into a Medicaid bill in order to influence the use of birth control on college campuses across the nation. Maybe this administration needs to go back and read the fine print of the Constitution…you [...]

sacredhands on Nov 23rd, 2007Wisconsin Senior Prom Queen Objects To Lip Kiss by Crowning Veteran

This is the kind of story that is sure to make your loins weak. A veteran who claims he only had two drinks before a senior citizen prom caught hell for kissing the prom queen on the lips after placing the prom queen crown on her head. She felt “embarrassed” by the rather intimate nature [...]

sacredhands on Nov 9th, 2007The Will, The Mistress, The Photographs and the Wealthy Widow Who Told Her To Get Lost

A will is more than a desire to express your feelings…it’s a piece of paper that articulates the nature of your relationship to another human being in monetary terms. The value you place on that relationship is directly related to the size of the inheritance. Spare the love, darling, just make sure there’s enough cash [...]

sacredhands on Nov 6th, 2007Grandpa Learns His Granddaughter Flashed Her Tatas for Girls Gone Wild Video

The internet thrives because it allows people to constantly update their fixation on matters both trivial and serious. If your thing is sock puppets, chances are someone out there has posted a daily sock puppet routine on YouTube. It all seems harmless until someone catches you in a public place doing something that normally happens [...]

sacredhands on Nov 1st, 2007Ivana Trump and Her Boyfriend Rossano Rubicondi at 10th Annual Angel Ball Marriott Marquee New York

© Christopher Peterson
OK ladies, take a lesson from Ivana Trump, the ex-wife of real estate developer Donald Trump, and find yourself a younger man so you can be a sexy nanny instead of a nurse maid to a soiled old man who constantly forgets your name, unless, course, the old man has the bucks, in [...]

sacredhands on Oct 25th, 2007Mom Dies Son Moves In With Future Wife 84 Then She Dies

Writers make up all kinds of stories that usually have some factual basis. The rule of thumb is that if you can think it up, then it’s probably happened somewhere or will shortly. I’m not sure anyone would have come up with this scenario though. A kid’s mother dies so he moves in with an [...]