sacredhands on Mar 15th, 2008Talk Show Host Dick Cavett at Amfar Gala Cipriani 42nd Street New York City
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Talk show host Dick Cavett put in an appearance at the Amfar Gala at Cipriani 42nd Street in New York City on January 31, 2008. It’s always nice to see a personality you grew up with still alive and enjoying life, despite its ups and downs.
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sacredhands on Oct 5th, 2007Bob Barker Sexual Harrassment Suit Names Right Price
Bob Barker seems to have a problem with women. He’s being sued again for sexual harassment. The woman claims she “was exposed to sexual and mental harassment, abuse, and racial discrimination. Defendant Barker created an atmosphere of terror on the show, as a result of which any employee who complained about the working environment or [...]
sacredhands on Oct 3rd, 2007Ted Koppel Smartest TV Man in Wife’s Bed
Who knew Ted Koppel was such a stud in bed…apparently his wife. Watch Ted relate how being on the cover of a famous magazine with the headline, “Smartest Man on Television” became a funny joke about Ted’s sexual prowess.
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sacredhands on Aug 29th, 2007Two Thumbs Up Siskel Ebert Trademark Points Downward
Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel own a trademark for the phrase, “Two Thumbs Up.” Surprisingly, when they signed up with Disney for their TV show, they were not required to transfer ownership of this trademark. Now that Roger is in negotiations with with Disney for contract renewal, Two Thumbs Up has become a two sore [...]
sacredhands on Aug 10th, 2007Merv Griffin Prostate Cancer Condition Grave
When you’re young, people are dying every day but somehow it all escapes your attention. The idea of reading obituaries to see if you know anyone is about as familiar as the name of an adult diaper. The older you get, though, the more it becomes obvious that life takes its toll on people in [...]
sacredhands on Jun 17th, 2007Why Young Boys Fall Prey to TV Housewives
There’s a lot of blather in the article below about how TV has become the hot spot for older actresses not finding work in film because of their age. The cause appears to be The Graduate syndrome: young men falling for older women. The modern interpretation of this phenomenon is MILF. So the next time [...]
sacredhands on May 22nd, 2007Oprah Winfrey’s Dad Writes Tell All For Y’All
Author Henry Louis Gates, Jr. beat Oprah’s dad to the punch by writing Finding Oprah’s Roots. This must have ticked off Oprah’s father, because he’s just announced that he’s writing his own tell-all book on Oprah’s roots called “Things Unspoken.” Hey Oprah, truth is in the mouth of the father, not the eye of the [...]
sacredhands on Apr 4th, 2007Donald Trump to Older Apprentices: You’re Dead Wood
We missed this item in the New York Post that reported on how a 49-year-old man is suing Donald Trump and producer Mark Burnett for not seriously considering him as a candidate for The Apprentice. Donald may be 60, but lordy, good television ratings apparently are not the stuff of older apprentices. It’s called age [...]
sacredhands on Feb 27th, 2007Tyra Banks Fondles American Idol Singer Katherine McPhee
If you thought there was too much violence on TV, then we suggest you start watching the Tyra Banks Show. Instead of covering the big issues like Iraq or the Bush administration’s penchant for secrecy, Tyra spends girl time with American Idol singer Katherine McPhee discussing her big issues, namely, are her breasts real or [...]
sacredhands on Feb 22nd, 2007Legs Collector Bares All in Tribute Compilation
Collectors are a strange breed. They feverishly travel the world looking for the objects of their affection as if not finding them would put an end to their life. What a collector collects, though, probably has deep roots in a childhood incident of shame or ecstasy. Sit back and watch this compilation tribute to legs, [...]
sacredhands on Nov 30th, 2006Boomers! Redefining Life After Fifty
There’s a quiet gold rush in progress. You don’t have to pack your bags and head West, though. All you need to do is invest in a digital video camera and own a decent computer. Oh, and you’ll also need some writing and editorial skills. Then just upload and wait for the world to watch [...]
sacredhands on Oct 29th, 2006Elderly Man Stumbles, Kyra Sedgwick Comforts with a Smile
It’s always nice to read about famous Hollywood stars lending a helping hand to those in need. I mean really, are there big movie stars out there who wouldn’t help somebody up that stumbled on the sidewalk? Naomi Campbell not included (she’s only a supermodel…or is that former supermodel).
KYRA Sedgwick’s fame hasn’t gone to her [...]
sacredhands on Oct 13th, 2006Twenty Good Years (No Lifeback Guarantees)
Twenty Good Years
This high-energy, young-at-heart comedy follows the journey of two New Yorkers who come to the realization that life doesn’t last forever.
Mismatched buddies John Mason (Emmy Award winner John Lithgow, “3rd Rock from the Sun”), an impulsive, admittedly self-absorbed, thrice-divorced surgeon recently forced into retirement, and Jeffrey Pyne (Critically acclaimed multi Emmy-nominee Jeffrey Tambor, [...]
sacredhands on Aug 30th, 2006Nicole Kidman Pitching a Senior Version of Idol-Like TV Show
Actress Nicole Kidman was so inspired by her grandmother that she is allegedly developing a “singing competition” that might appeal to an older audience. You gotta love the fact that her agent swears it “isn’t geared toward senior citizens.” Why not? With the younger generation fleeing to new media, doesn’t it make sense to develop [...]
sacredhands on Jun 24th, 2006Paper Dolls Tomer Heymann
Paper Dolls
Tomer Heymann
ISRAEL, 2005, 85 minutes
After closing the border to Palestinian workers, Israeli authorities sought to fill gaps in the job market by encouraging emigrant workers from other parts of the world. Among those who answered the call were Filipinos in various stages of gender transition. These individuals who see themselves in a female [...]
sacredhands on May 8th, 2006Geriatric News (Red Bull for all!)
How you consume your news is becoming a problem for most TV and cable news shows. The younger generation has zero desire to tune in at 6pm every night to listen to some scripted version of what happend hours ago. Why bother?
Online you can check numerous sources for various takes on the story, as [...]
sacredhands on Apr 27th, 2006Ivana Young Man (Mama’s Cat Nip for Boys)
Six hunks. One Women. Ivana’s Choice. A two-hour special about women getting exactly what they want.
That’s the come on for Ivana Trump’s new reality show on Oxygen. The pitch is a little misleading though, because Ivana’s job is to help a woman pick a man out of the six hunks. I wouldn’t exactly describe Donald [...]
sacredhands on Apr 26th, 2006Dynasty Reunion: Catfights and Caviar (and cleavage!)
Gathering for ‘Dynasty Reunion: Catfights and Caviar’ (CBS, May 2, 10 p.m. ET/PT) are Catherine Oxenberg, left, Pamela Sue Martin, Gordon Thomson, John Forsythe, Linda Evans, Joan Collins and Al Corley. The prime-time soap ran from 1981 to 1989 on ABC.
Step into the time machine and relive those primetime soap opera moments from Dynasty! Everyone [...]
sacredhands on Apr 15th, 2006Discovery Channel Haunted (Not for the Faint Hearted)
The Discovery Channel is running a commercial to advertise their Haunted Tuesday night programming. It’s billed as “Not for the Faint Hearted.” The pun on faint hearted is taken literally in the commercial where we see an older white-haired woman watching TV alone in a creepy mansion. She’s so terrified that she grabs her chest [...]
sacredhands on Apr 10th, 2006Geriatric Idol (This is funny?)
The brain dead over E! Entertainment have set their sights on getting into the rapidly growing viral video market. They have even given it a name: Cybersmack.
One of their videos includes this loser. It’s called Geriatric Idol and features a cast of senior citizens presented in an awful manner.
You have Emmajean suffering from emphysema [...]