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The Sex and the City movie will arrive in spring. In the mean time, warm your hands and other body parts around the movie trailer.
View the Sex and the City Movie Trailer

Clever anthropologists ask questions that may seem ridiculous at first but then turn out to offer profound insights into the nature of humanity. Who knew that asking whether the tone of a man’s voice just might have an influence over the fertile women in his vicinity…and yet it does apparently. Fertile women like men with [...]

Craigslist “Casual Encounters” is a jungle, man. There are all kinds of strange animals roaming the forest looking to engage in primal acts of pleasure with complete strangers.
One 19-year-old girl says, “so i have today off and tonight i have plans.. but what is there to do until then? i just wanna makeout with [...]

Ever heard of asanas for the elderly, including Pranayama, Meditation, Tadasana, Trikonasana, Ardha Chakrasana, Vajrasana, Sarpasana, Vipareeta Karani and Savasana? I sure haven’t, but if you’re into yoga, that means someone has figured out a series of posture positions that make old age a little easier through proper exercise.

New research shows that men fail to show emotion unless they think that which they are expressing emotion about is pure fiction. What’s that mean? It means if a man is watching a movie, he won’t cry if he knows the story is based on reality. If you tell him it’s all a fantasy, then [...]

OK ladies, we’re on to you. Those trips you’ve been taking to places like Kenya, a country that is “just full of big young boys who like us older girls,” we know they’re just about uninhibited sex. One question, though: that word “big” refers to what exactly? Just remember, though, that AIDS in Africa has [...]

The thought of watching one more rerun of an old Cary Grant movie in the loneliness of widowhood pales next to the thought of performing a rap number during the intermission of a Miami Heat NBA basketball game. The Golden Oldies is a dance team that grew out of a jazzercise program. Like all good [...]

Us Weekly features a “Gray Pride” series on Hollywood men who are letting their follicles go gray, as in no hair dye, as in accepting reality for what it is. Will America be accepting of men what it won’t tolerate in woman, namely a sense of youth? Stay tuned to Jon Stewart, George Clooney, Anderson [...]

A will is more than a desire to express your feelings…it’s a piece of paper that articulates the nature of your relationship to another human being in monetary terms. The value you place on that relationship is directly related to the size of the inheritance. Spare the love, darling, just make sure there’s enough cash [...]

Afraid you might one day wake up and feel like someone broke into your head and made off with all your best memories? We thought so. The growing population of seniors who are likely to suffer from memory impairment or Alzheimer’s Disease does not make for a rosy retirement. The grab bag of tricks to [...]

Ladies, pay attention. If you’re married to a wealthy millionaire, or with better luck, a billionaire, please, be sure to snoop around and find the old man’s will. It’s imperative that you know how much he loves (values) your relationship to him BEFORE he dies, because once you’re in the room listening to the executor [...]

Paris Hilton certainly understands one thing: how to parlay fame into an endorsement deal. Forget all that trash talking about this girl. She knows how to keep her eye on a marketer’s fire crotch and walk away with a fistful of buckeroos. If she’s smart and wisely banks all the money, then her can can [...]

The approaching holidays are already being peddled like rotten chestnuts by desperate retailers who have just one item on their wish list: spend, spend, spend. Forget that sub-prime mortgage crap that caused the value of your house to disappear faster than a huckster Santa up your chimney. Forget the fact that President Bush has squandered [...]

What a strange image to picture so close to Halloween. The body of a woman in her 70’s was found in Hougang canal in Singapore. The report says she had “curly hair and was wearing a brown long-sleeved shirt and white long pants.” Police are not sure if she accidentally fell into the river or [...]

It’s not easy choosing a gift for a woman, especially if your budget only allows you to express your love at fast food price ranges. The value meal concept has not quite made it into Tiffany’s or Cartier I am unhappy to report as this holiday season approaches. Gift Girl knows your pain, though, so [...]

Put a woman with long legs in a provocative dress and have her walk down the street…and watch the heads of males turn for a peek, despite walking with their wife or girlfriend. It’s male instinct at work. Mercator Insurance knows your pain, ladies. The message: “Ladies, you better rely on yourself for the future. [...]

Almost a million people have viewed this video of a “ridiculously hot Asian girl dancing” on YouTube. In fact, it’s the most viewed video this week. What’s the point? The uploader is peddling a poker guide of some sort. This is the current state of the world’s obsession. Pretty pathetic, right? We dare you not [...]

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A piece of advice to you older gentlemen who like to marry younger women: don’t forget to leave enough money in your will to your spouse so she can afford to live beyond her means without working forever. Randolph Hearst apparently didn’t leave his wife, Veronica Hearst, enough cash to run the [...]

Okay ladies, perhaps it’s time to refresh your desktop with a little ab candy wallpaper from Abercrombie & Fitch. If it’s good enough for your granddaughters, then what the hey, it’s good enough for you, right…
Ab Wallpaper

Self-distribution means just that. If you want to videotape yourself trying to parallel park and then post it to Youtube…you can. If you want to dress up like a cheerleader, making sure your bra top squeezes your best assets into cleavage fireworks, hoping to attract an internet audience…um, well, someone did. Watch without shame because [...]