Life Done Right™

Chocolate is chocolate, right. Dark. Light. Mocha. Advertisers hired to sell chocolate are faced with the dilemma of breaking through the chocolate clutter to attract your buying eye. One company’s solution: bouncing breasts make for a delicious combination to move more chocolate. We agree.

It’s hard to tell if this is a home-made commercial for the Got Milk campaign or the real deal. A couple of older guys, who like to drink milk, prove they’re fit and ready to take on the world by head-butting a couple of thugs who throw a kid out of a diner booth so [...]

Paris Hilton certainly understands one thing: how to parlay fame into an endorsement deal. Forget all that trash talking about this girl. She knows how to keep her eye on a marketer’s fire crotch and walk away with a fistful of buckeroos. If she’s smart and wisely banks all the money, then her can can [...]

Some perfumers will do whatever it takes to hustle their scent. Guerlain decided exposing just a tad of a woman’s tush crack above a long silky dress, along with a point of view shot of her legs from inside the dress was the best way to grab eyeballs for their L’Instant Magic fragrance. Whether this [...]

Watch how a grown man asserts his chicken rights after preaching about the loss of a values like politeness and good manners to a teenager. Some call it a generation gap, others might say this is precisely why humanity hasn’t quite given up on starting wars and screwing the next generation.