sacredhands on Feb 14th, 2008Indiana Jones and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Trailer
Harrison Ford is back as Indiana Jones. Harrison is 65-years-old and still swinging from his lasso to save the world from Nazi enemies. I guess it sure beats dangling in a leather mask wearing a pair of high heels and turning blue like a certain professor in the news lately. Life. It’s all about choice, [...]
sacredhands on Dec 23rd, 2007Something Borrowed by Hank Nelken Sounds Dumber Than a Bad Wedding Gift
A producer I used to work for just bought a screenplay by Hank Nelken called “Something Borrowed.” It’s about a couple that gets married after a handful of days of sucking face. One of their grandmothers decides to put a curse on them which causes them to swap bodies and suffer each other as the [...]
sacredhands on Dec 23rd, 2007Wanted: Cantankerous Elderly Woman To Harrass Apartment Building Neighbors
Actress Catherine Keener is set to star in a movie written by Nicole Holofcener. No title yet. What’s it about? It “centers on a group of neighbors who all live in the same New York apartment building and in particular, a woman who lives next door to a cantankerous elderly woman.” No word on whether [...]
sacredhands on Oct 21st, 2007Francis Coppola Youth Without Youth Film
Film director Francis Ford Coppola finally got off his vineyard ass and directed a new movie called Youth Without Youth. Daily Variety says the story is about “an elderly professor whose miraculous return to youth offers the chance to complete his magnum opus and rediscover lost love.” Sounds inviting. The trailer offers up some Asian [...]
sacredhands on Oct 16th, 2007Guerlain L’instant Magic Parfum Michelle Buswell Sexy Tush
Some perfumers will do whatever it takes to hustle their scent. Guerlain decided exposing just a tad of a woman’s tush crack above a long silky dress, along with a point of view shot of her legs from inside the dress was the best way to grab eyeballs for their L’Instant Magic fragrance. Whether this [...]
sacredhands on Oct 15th, 2007The Bucket List (Of Things To Do Before You Turn to Ash)
What do you get when you mix a corporate billionaire with a car mechanic? Answer: A high concept movie about two guys itching to live before they kick the bucket and discover the ashes inside belong to them. The movie is called The Bucket List. It’s directed by Rob Reiner. It opens on Christmas, December [...]