Life Done Right™

Craigslist “Casual Encounters” is a jungle, man. There are all kinds of strange animals roaming the forest looking to engage in primal acts of pleasure with complete strangers.
One 19-year-old girl says, “so i have today off and tonight i have plans.. but what is there to do until then? i just wanna makeout with [...]

Goth is a relatively new phenomenon, but perhaps there are some of you who picked up on this trend by peeking inside your granddaughter’s bedroom and noticing how it resembled a freak Halloween show that plays year-round. Jack Off Jill, a band, decided to write a song called “French Kiss the Elderly” to capture the [...]

A will is more than a desire to express your feelings…it’s a piece of paper that articulates the nature of your relationship to another human being in monetary terms. The value you place on that relationship is directly related to the size of the inheritance. Spare the love, darling, just make sure there’s enough cash [...]

Since it’s Friday, there’s nothing like a fresh joint from Mattafix straight out of London. It’s called Big City Life and it blows. So get hooked up, lay back, and forget about the fact that the United Nations just issued a report that says the planet is on the brink of extinction…because, you know, President [...]

Anyone who visited New York City after the Twin Towers fell would probably describe the mood of its residents as stunned yet unconsciously resilient. Language, the act of using words to describe the tragedy, didn’t seem to get the job done. Instead, musicians appeared all over the city and encouraged people to stop and listen [...]

Teenagers pretty much find everything their parents do incredibly lame and like, whatever. As the years pass, though, the relationship teeters back to the smarmy middle where it’s more about enjoying their presence cuz like life really is short after all and who has time to worry anymore about whether your cliquey friends think you’re [...]