sacredhands on Mar 15th, 2008Most Popular New York Times Searches
Reality check: nice to see Eliot Spitzer’s concubines sucking up searches 3, 6, and 7…spring is here, my friends.
1. spitzer
2. obama
3. ashley alexandra dupre
4. bush
5. china
6. kristen
7. dupre
8. tibet
9. immigration
10. education
sacredhands on Feb 11th, 2008Amy Fisher Complains About Joey Buttafuco’s Man Boobs
Amy Fisher, the Long Island Lolita who bedded Joey Buttafuco, still lives in the sexlight of her affair. She recently was interviewed by Steppin Out magazine and had this to say about Joey: “When he was the older man 17 years ago, he was just 33 years old. But now he’s 50 . . [...]
sacredhands on Nov 26th, 2007Tattoos Piercings and Biting Oh My - w4m - 19
Craigslist “Casual Encounters” is a jungle, man. There are all kinds of strange animals roaming the forest looking to engage in primal acts of pleasure with complete strangers.
One 19-year-old girl says, “so i have today off and tonight i have plans.. but what is there to do until then? i just wanna makeout with [...]
sacredhands on Nov 26th, 2007Older Lady Tourists Discover Big Young Boys in Kenya Are Fair Game
OK ladies, we’re on to you. Those trips you’ve been taking to places like Kenya, a country that is “just full of big young boys who like us older girls,” we know they’re just about uninhibited sex. One question, though: that word “big” refers to what exactly? Just remember, though, that AIDS in Africa has [...]
sacredhands on Nov 6th, 2007Grandpa Learns His Granddaughter Flashed Her Tatas for Girls Gone Wild Video
The internet thrives because it allows people to constantly update their fixation on matters both trivial and serious. If your thing is sock puppets, chances are someone out there has posted a daily sock puppet routine on YouTube. It all seems harmless until someone catches you in a public place doing something that normally happens [...]
sacredhands on Oct 3rd, 2007Ted Koppel Smartest TV Man in Wife’s Bed
Who knew Ted Koppel was such a stud in bed…apparently his wife. Watch Ted relate how being on the cover of a famous magazine with the headline, “Smartest Man on Television” became a funny joke about Ted’s sexual prowess.
Watch Ted Koppel on Conan O’Brien